my customer comes in and orders a spinch and mushroom omlet and ask me do eggs come with that. i look at him and i was trying not to laugh, but i couldnt help it. i said to him well if eggs dont come with it it wont be a omlet. he then realized wat he said and started to laugh.
 
 
 
 
a couple comes in the resturant to have breakfast,as they were eating a girl walks up and speaks to the guy and she laughs then proceeds to use the phone. in the matter of minutes as the couple walks out a young lady pulls up jumps out the car an started to slapn the shit out of the man.  come to find he was there cheatin on his girl. the same guy and girl came back to the resturant so we sat they cheatin dumb asses in the same both he got caught cheatin in and laugh every time we walked by.
 
 
a waitress was working so hard and long one day she had on a weave ponytail. she had been working so hard her ponytail had came a loose her hair was dragin the floor for hours and no one had notice or didnt tell her. when she realized she leaugh so hard wraped it back up and kept it movin.
 
 
a old lady was in our resturant and she had finish eating she started a conversation with owner. as the lady was talkin to the owner she said oh baby im not feeling good i have go to the bathroom. as she started walking she left a trail of shit all the way to the bathroom. we laugh and the owner was so embarasd.